Lack of Intelligence (LOI) is humanity's most significant attribute.  That is why we use computer software to solve our problems and Social Media to give us insight into our lives. And this process is accelerating. For the majority of us, the most obvious manifestation of LOI today, is the Dumb-Phone.  Many of us are glued to them, sometimes literally, because we have been the victim of some sort of prank.

Dumb-phones can bring all the world's knowledge, about celebrity-culture, to our fingertips. And these phones are just not a luxury for people in Scotland; they are a necessity. They provide us with countless hours of high-quality entertainment and they tell you what to buy afterwards, and this allows us to participate in the United Kingdom.

Humans are highly social animals. However, we are not very good at communicating complicated ideas and suggestions to others. And so we normally just watch movies to see how this is done professionally.

We are able to work together in large groups, but most of us prefer just to watch You Tube videos on our own. It's because of our unrivalled ability to be misled and fooled that LOI will inevitably define the fate of the whole planet and every zombie on it. 

Thirty years ago a lot of people could speak, write, count, and wander about in places without a signal. But those days are now gone forever. Today, most people just sit on the couch, eating biscuits, and watching Netflix. And if we do go outside, we are encouraged never to go off-grid and to always wear a safety-helmet.